This is a mug. We’re not talking about a mug like a face, as in ‘look at that ugly fucker’s mug’. No, we’re talking about a liquid carry vessel, as in ‘look at that ugly fucker’s mug’, if of course the owner of said mug had a face like they’d been chasing parked cars. It is cylindrical with an open top for easy liquid consumption, but here’s the clever part; it has a sealed bottom. This stops your liquid of choice, tea, gasoline, sacrificial bloody, whatever it may be, from falling out and ruining your shoes. We’re doing this for your shoes people. For your shoes. Anyway, buy our mug.
Oh, and it has our logo on it. Which is nice.
.: White ceramic
.: 11 oz (0.33 l)
.: AAA+ ORCA coating